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Tuesday 16 August 2005

The Ashes!

This happened last Thursday….

I thought I would treat myself to a late lunch and catch the match down at the local pub between 2pm and tea.

A Rowley Birkin wing commander The Fast Show type comes out of the disabled toilet and comes up to me...

"Are we sticking it up them?"
"Pardon?"
"Are we giving those damned Aussies a sound thrashing like the 2nd test?"
"Well looking good at 195-2 at tea......
"Good because there is nothing better than giving those b@stard Aussies a big poke in the eyes with a short sharp stick!...Christ I maybe putting my foot in it ...are you an Aussie?"
"Do I look like a bread thief?", I replied.

Laughs and Japes all round!