1. Cyclists - I know you can read so why are you cycling over the NO CYCLING painted on Brighton station floor?
2. Skateboarders / twats - I know you can read so why are you skateboarding over the NO SKATEBOARDING painted on Brighton station floor?
3.YOOF - It is not my responsibility to avoid you walking into me because you cannot bear not sending a fucking WhatsApp whilst walking along. Bastards the lot of you!