The force is strong with Cyclists

The force is strong in the deviant cyclists this morning. The wrong way down one way streets, jumping red lights at pedestrian crossings, pavement cycling abound. Helmets on, luminous jackets as well to protect themselves against the nasty pedestrians and cars. All the gear but no idea. Self entitled pricks...Meanwhile there is a lady signing loudly on the bus... How I hate the general public these days.

Sussex CAMRA 2017 Beer and Cider Festival

Don't be a throbber!

When a pub is showing the football don't be a throbber and start playing the piano. Today just gets better.

Busted Balls?

As seen in Brighton, Do you have managers at work busting your balls day in day out? There's a cure for that...

Morning in Brighton

The view from room 515 at The Royal Albion Hotel, Brighton. 

Plenty of rum!

The brilliant Rum Menu at St James' Tavern, Brighton. 

I'm in the smallest pub in Brighton...

I'm in the smallest pub in Brighton next to Churchill Square Shopping Centre. It's a Shepard Neame pub. They are showing the Bayern Munich match and there is only me, the barman and 5 student Frauleins sitting watching it jabbering in German....sitting under a spitfire advert saying "you have the sunbeds, we're going to the bar!"

Arsehole cyclists!

In 10mins walking 6 cyclists break the law in #brighton passing me. The last one had the audacity to be breathing!

Do your fucking laces up!!!

Hold da lemons boys, da lemons.

And they won....fuck all!

Cycling hipster

Cycling hipster decides he is more important than the rest of the world and cycles the wrong way down a one way street. The arrogance!

You know...2

You know... When you are on the second bus of the evening and some old bastard starts ramming you with his day glow pink shopping trolley for no reason apart from breathing.....that!!

You know...

You know...when you're on a bus and you are being eyed up as a potential mugging victim.....that!!

Inside the Craft Beer Company, Brighton

Inside the Craft Beer Company, Hove

The loud bus lady!

On a bus. Loud lady talking to someone on the phone Apprentice style. Take it off speakerphone slap it to your ear and you won't have to shout. Seriously why do people think this is acceptable?

A fiery cocktail!!!

More cocktails at Bohemia Brighton

The Lanes Hotel

The wonderful seaview at Brighton as from "The Lanes Hotel" last week.