How do they do it?

I really can't understand how some people can get themselves out of bed then manage to dress and feed themselves. The amount of blind stupidity is beyond me. Walking out into moving traffic to cross the road when a pelican crossing is less than 10 steps away, pavement cycling, Audi drivers not giving way at junctions, and thats just the start of a merry Saturday in St Neots and Cambourne. God I hate the general public.